OOP love letter

YOUR.HEART(my.love);

You are a PRIVATE CLASS. You walked in my INTRANET, staring me, challenging me. Your SMILING property and CHANCHAL() methods were so well CONSTRUCTED that they just ACTIVATED my INFATUATION = TRUE; and I unknowingly set FELL_FOR_YOU=TRUE; I created your OBJECT in MY.HEART(you); You can think of it as the PUBLIC CLASS LOVE_IN_FIRST_SIGHT;

I used HIT_&_TRIAL(); method to ENCRYPT the PASSWORD to LOGON to your HEART(); method but no response occurred except “COULDN’T BE HANDLED.” I IMPORTED LOVEGURU.MTV; and BAYWATCH.STAR; but they couldn’t EXTEND you. Even, a PUBLIC CLASS called LABINDRA failed to RESPOND your “CONNECTION FAILURE.” I tried MIMIC(); method thinking to INHERIT some of your properties but your internal DATABASE was so ENCAPSULATED that my SYSTEM couldn’t HOLD you further. A warning “PROCESSOR TEMPR INCREASED CRITICAL LEVEL” occurs time to time.

There is a lot problem with my SLEEP property. It always pretends STANDBY. My MISS_YOU property is activated like WORM in background. My 72% of RAM is used for your MEMORIES. My HEART(); method is constantly requesting for your HEART EXCESS but result was always “USER UNREACHABLE.” I want to set I_LOVE_YOU = TRUE; and want to send a 4 BYTEs LOVE REQUEST (I WANT YOUR LOVE) to your DO_I_LOVE_HIM(); method. I want you to think as DO_I_LOVE_HIM=TRUE.

To get-cross your MEMORIES I even CHAT on NEPALNEWS with nick KALE_KETO. I sometimes become so sentimental that they FREEZE me saying – “KALE_KETO FROZZEN UP BY SYSTEM – INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE.” I want your SIGNAL for MY.MOVE. My SYSTEM is PERIODICALLY HANGED. You won’t be responsible if MY.SYSTEM=CRASHED;

Never forget to set SMILE and BOLD to TRUE on outings. YOUR.BEAUTY= YOUR.SMILE; MY.SYSTEM.OUTPUT.LONG_T() is POPPING OUT. I want to execute the TITLE () above once again as MY.LIFE (you);

MY.COMMUNICATION.GREETING.SEE_YOU_SOON (lovingly);

-Your.LOVER

Bhupal Sapkota
Himalaya College of Engineering